This Week in the fRIDAY fUNNIES …
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- · Feedblitz – I Shouldn’t Have Eaten That
- · Frank Ingrassia – You May Be Taliban If …
- · SymanSays = Top Doggie Bumper Stickers
- · another from SymanSays – Very Taxing Verse
- · Tom Dennison – Beer Ads That Wont Make the Superbowl
- · cousin Eliane Lederman – Jewish Parody of a Classic
- · Indexed – Second Year of Art School?
- · Gerry “Rusty” Rusthoven – Numeracy Facts
From Feedblitz – I Shouldn’t Have Eaten That!
From Frank Ingrassia – You May Be Taliban If …
Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy.
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
From SymanSays = Top Doggie Bumper Stickers
Some Top Doggie Bumper Stickers: -From Senior Lifestyle Digest-
- Honk If You Love Hot Dogs.
- If You Can Read This, You're Hanging Too Far Out Of The Window!
- Caution: I Brake For Dead Stuff On The Road.
- My Snauzer Can Beat Your Obedience School Honor Student.
- My Other Car Is The Bed Of A Pickup.
- I'd Rather Be Digging A Hole In The Back Yard.
- Caution - Driver Drools Out The Window.
- Dead Cats - We're For 'em.
another from SymanSays – Very Taxing Verse
A Very Taxing Poem: -From ladyhawke-
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his arse.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod
Which he's laid in.
Put these words
upon the tomb
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
From Tom Dennison – Beer Ads That Wont Make the Superbowl
http://blip.tv/file/get/Drbernie-NeverForTheSuperbowl738.flv
http://blip.tv/file/get/Drbernie-AnotherOneNeverInTheSuperbowl795.flv
From cousin Eliane Lederman – Jewish Parody of a Classic Old Man River / Cold Chopped Liver
From Indexed – Second Year of Art School?
http://thisisindexed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/card2575.jpg
http://thisisindexed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/card2575.jpg
From Gerry “Rusty” Rusthoven – Numeracy Facts
http://blip.tv/file/get/Drbernie-MissionImpossibleForSquirrels877.wmv
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