Anyway, just a couple midweek to get your juices flowin'!
:) Dr Bernie
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from Tom Sokolowski - Best Condom Ad Ever ...
http://attitude.adforum.com/top5/2010/01/27/aides-graffiti-tbwaparis/
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from cousin Eliane - Twenty Dollars
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"
That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut!
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from Dave Thorn - WTF
Fact of Life
After Monday and Tuesday...
even the calendar says W T F
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from Stan Kegel - Some Quicky Groaners
In The Batman stories, how do we know that the joker had venetian blinds in his vehicles?
Otherwise it would have been curtains for him.
What do you get when you cross a snake with a funeral vehicle?
Hiss and hearse.
What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?
A high pot in use.
What has forty feet and sings?
The school choir.
When is paper money first mentioned in the Bible?
When the dove brought the green back to the ark.
What's the difference between an American student and English student?
About 30000 miles.
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That's All Folks ...
Hope to see you on Friday! :) Dr Bernie
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